Karaoke OK! Brought to you by the New Ed Order (A-Kon® 17 June 9-11, 2006 Dallas, Texas)

Karaoke OK! Brought to you by the New Ed Order (A-Kon® 17 June 9-11, 2006 Dallas, Texas):
(Saturday Night, and POSSIBLY Friday night, barring work commitments)

"Scholars disagree on how many years the Karaoke has been taking place. Even the guy who founded it isn't exactly sure. However, he does recall that it was started while the Kon was still at in Addison, so it has been quite a while indeed! Come celebrate what has to be at least 7 or 8 years of organized braying to the tunes!

A few simple rules apply, though:
1)Don't touch the machine! it is rather expensive and Karaoke Minion is there for that - besides, it's a rental & we don't want to have to explain that blown speaker
2)Bring your own CD- sorry, kidz; we don't really have a music library
3)Please don't crowd the front performance space or the aisle if you aren't singing
4)Japanese only! If you can sing it at a sports bar anywhere in this great land of ours, then we don't wanna hear it! (exception can be made for US versions of anime themes. Other exceptions made only at the whim and caprice of the host)
5) DON'T TOUCH THE MACHINE!

With your help, the new day will dawn upon the ragged throats of the populace!"